It didn't take someone very long to put a sound chip in a Charlie Sheen sculpted bobblehead. Entertainment Earth has announced the pre-order availability ($12.99 each) of this "winning" Charlie Sheen Talking Wacky Wobbler Bobble Head.
Look for this to be released around July 2011 (right around the time when we forget about this...or we're memorializing Sheen). Distributed by Entertainment Earth, this Funko product stands 7 inches tall and speaks six authentic phrases:
• "When you got tiger blood and Adonis DNA, man, it's like... you get with the program, dude."
• "Winner, winner, chicken dinner... I don't think so. Winner, winner, SHEEN dinner!"
• "Duh, winning!"
• "I... I... I am on a drug; it's called 'Charlie Sheen'!"
• "Built by trolls. Keep that in mind: phones were built by trolls."
• "Apocalypse me... the jaws of life."