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CONTEST: Toy-Creator.com Membership

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Ever want to make your own toy line?  Well, Jesse Wroblewski, who created the Puppet Terrors line, has assembled a six part video series on how to break into the toy business.  You can purchase all six volumes (viewed online) from Toy-Creator.com for $37, but we are going to give away 5 memberships for free.

Contest Details:

  • Post a funny, fictional toy name in the comments section.
  • Include your email address in the proper field.
  • One entry per person.
  • Winners are selected randomly.
  • The contest runs through Monday, January 26, 2009 at 11:59PM EST.

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CBM
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Thermoboi!

CBM
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Thermoboi!

StereoShock
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Dead Babiez

Soon to become everyones favorite toyline, the series will feature scenes from the very popular, crude, and hilarious dead baby jokes. The series will feature:

– Baby in a Blender
– Baby Nachos
– Baby and Chainsaw
– Post Baby Shacking Syndrome
– Baby with AIDS

StereoShock
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Dead Babiez

Soon to become everyones favorite toyline, the series will feature scenes from the very popular, crude, and hilarious dead baby jokes. The series will feature:

– Baby in a Blender
– Baby Nachos
– Baby and Chainsaw
– Post Baby Shacking Syndrome
– Baby with AIDS

iLust4Plastic
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"Sir S. CrewAlot and the long and winding path down the yellow brick road"

iLust4Plastic
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"Sir S. CrewAlot and the long and winding path down the yellow brick road"

Jess Bradley
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Based on the hit '90's kid's cartoon, the toy-line that parents simply couldn't get due to shortage in Christmas of 1992:

The SHARK WHEELS!

What could be more deadly than a shark? A shark…on wheels! All your favourite characters re-issued from the original moulds:

Great White Lamborghini
Hammerhead Porche
Mako Monster Truck
Tiger Shark Dodge Viper
Nurse Shark Nissan Micra

Jess Bradley
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Based on the hit '90's kid's cartoon, the toy-line that parents simply couldn't get due to shortage in Christmas of 1992:

The SHARK WHEELS!

What could be more deadly than a shark? A shark…on wheels! All your favourite characters re-issued from the original moulds:

Great White Lamborghini
Hammerhead Porche
Mako Monster Truck
Tiger Shark Dodge Viper
Nurse Shark Nissan Micra

Hunter
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'Coin Juice'

Collection of coins with legs and arms drinking beverages: enegery drinks, coffee, slushies. No juices though

Hunter
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'Coin Juice'

Collection of coins with legs and arms drinking beverages: enegery drinks, coffee, slushies. No juices though

Alex
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My toy is called "Simon The Unaware Avenger".

Alex
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My toy is called "Simon The Unaware Avenger".

krakit
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This year's funny, fictional toy that will
make the world take notice is K.L.A.W.S. Toys.

K.AWS L.eft A. W.et S.tinker Toys will take
actual KAWS fecal matter and sculpt it into
his famous and highly sought after toy
designs! How could anyone ignore such
pieces from the depths of one of the most
famous artists of today? Your neighbors
will make you the talk of the town as
the hood fills with that powerful aroma
signaling your toy's arrival. Don't worry
about long lines for these toys so just
run on down to the nearest participating
store. These are limited one-of-a-kind
colorways that will never be able to be
produced when KAWS is dead so get them
while he's still cranking these out.

**This is humor. It not my opinion about
KAWS or his awesome toys. I want a KAWS
Dissected Companion some day before I die
so know I'm just having fun. šŸ˜€ **

krakit
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This year's funny, fictional toy that will
make the world take notice is K.L.A.W.S. Toys.

K.AWS L.eft A. W.et S.tinker Toys will take
actual KAWS fecal matter and sculpt it into
his famous and highly sought after toy
designs! How could anyone ignore such
pieces from the depths of one of the most
famous artists of today? Your neighbors
will make you the talk of the town as
the hood fills with that powerful aroma
signaling your toy's arrival. Don't worry
about long lines for these toys so just
run on down to the nearest participating
store. These are limited one-of-a-kind
colorways that will never be able to be
produced when KAWS is dead so get them
while he's still cranking these out.

**This is humor. It not my opinion about
KAWS or his awesome toys. I want a KAWS
Dissected Companion some day before I die
so know I'm just having fun. šŸ˜€ **

Jackie Bass
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Ninja BoneKrushers

Jackie Bass
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Ninja BoneKrushers

rustedhalo
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"Roadkillz"

A sick n twisted yet cute and funny series of figures including Splats The Nat, Squish The Squirrel, Ooze The Hedgehog and all their cute dead friends.

rustedhalo
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"Roadkillz"

A sick n twisted yet cute and funny series of figures including Splats The Nat, Squish The Squirrel, Ooze The Hedgehog and all their cute dead friends.

billy
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shnoogl the noogle from a outa spanoogl
foogl all y'all foogls yo!!

billy
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shnoogl the noogle from a outa spanoogl
foogl all y'all foogls yo!!

fuelafire
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squeezie bumblepantz
octo manikin
boota bang
snarkelot
bingbang
harkaminny boodazang
farskimini
hootalump
squueeeeeeeee!

fuelafire
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squeezie bumblepantz
octo manikin
boota bang
snarkelot
bingbang
harkaminny boodazang
farskimini
hootalump
squueeeeeeeee!

Nestor Lunasin
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"Counter Culture" – Workers and patrons at stereotypical diner

-Trucker Bill
-Waitress Mabel
-Cook Merl
-Old Timer Jed
-Loudmouth Eddy
-Quiet Paul
-New Girl Barb
-Dishwasher Pete
-etc.

Nestor Lunasin
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"Counter Culture" – Workers and patrons at stereotypical diner

-Trucker Bill
-Waitress Mabel
-Cook Merl
-Old Timer Jed
-Loudmouth Eddy
-Quiet Paul
-New Girl Barb
-Dishwasher Pete
-etc.

Jeff
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Teetotalitar

the crust punk that doesn't drink

Jeff
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Teetotalitar

the crust punk that doesn't drink

deftoned
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"Pete + Mark"

Pete + Mark have been mates since they did their welding trade certs together, back in the 70's, and have become insperable since. As middle aged nobodies, both divorced and now living together, this toy collection shows the pair in their natural environments: at the pub, in the workshop, down the TAB and in front of the telly. Watch out for the rare chase figures of Pete + Mark ironing their good suits, and shopping for flowers.

deftoned
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"Pete + Mark"

Pete + Mark have been mates since they did their welding trade certs together, back in the 70's, and have become insperable since. As middle aged nobodies, both divorced and now living together, this toy collection shows the pair in their natural environments: at the pub, in the workshop, down the TAB and in front of the telly. Watch out for the rare chase figures of Pete + Mark ironing their good suits, and shopping for flowers.

rafael mario ariel
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rafael said…

"singodimejrix" coz it's a rare name and I think it's funny..(n_n)v

rafael mario ariel
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rafael said…

"singodimejrix" coz it's a rare name and I think it's funny..(n_n)v

Ashley Yancer
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Colic Claire Doll

Let’s give children a taste of reality!

Ashley Yancer
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Colic Claire Doll

Let’s give children a taste of reality!

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