Ever want to make your own toy line? Well, Jesse Wroblewski, who created the Puppet Terrors line, has assembled a six part video series on how to break into the toy business. You can purchase all six volumes (viewed online) from Toy-Creator.com for $37, but we are going to give away 5 memberships for free.
Contest Details:
- Post a funny, fictional toy name in the comments section.
- Include your email address in the proper field.
- One entry per person.
- Winners are selected randomly.
- The contest runs through Monday, January 26, 2009 at 11:59PM EST.
They're tiny, they're blindboxed and they're highly offensive!
collect "The Disabledons" now!
15 figure assortment includes characters like
Dan the Downsyndrome
Ronny the Retard
and
Peggy the no-leg pirate!
look out for super rare chase figure "Granny Parkinson"
out this june
*terms and conditions apply: should the board of offensive behaviour not allow the release of this figure they will be sold on the black market in exchange of 1/8th of your kidney. but you didn't hear it from us.*
They're tiny, they're blindboxed and they're highly offensive!
collect "The Disabledons" now!
15 figure assortment includes characters like
Dan the Downsyndrome
Ronny the Retard
and
Peggy the no-leg pirate!
look out for super rare chase figure "Granny Parkinson"
out this june
*terms and conditions apply: should the board of offensive behaviour not allow the release of this figure they will be sold on the black market in exchange of 1/8th of your kidney. but you didn't hear it from us.*
Partynavels.
An entire collection based on piercings. Piercings with a sarcastic twist!
Partynavels.
An entire collection based on piercings. Piercings with a sarcastic twist!
Sub-Urban Vinyl series.
A series of toys based off oober hip kids who live in there parents basements.
Subpar production in both sculpt and vinyl quality, and depictions of characters you see to much of already will make this the most unsuccessful toy line yet!
I'll call mine "The Sad Cloudyfishy"
it's a big sad cloud just wondering around in the sky looking for a buddy
Sub-Urban Vinyl series.
A series of toys based off oober hip kids who live in there parents basements.
Subpar production in both sculpt and vinyl quality, and depictions of characters you see to much of already will make this the most unsuccessful toy line yet!
I'll call mine "The Sad Cloudyfishy"
it's a big sad cloud just wondering around in the sky looking for a buddy
Chilly Willys
You know you're heroes? It's the future, and they are all gone! GOOONNNEEE!
But there's good news, enterprising young sadists preserved the DNA of these greats by chopping off their dangly bits and freezing them for future generations to clone.
Now the balls (and shaft) are in your court! collect all your favorite anthropomorphized johnsons, including:
Ahnuld Shlongzenegger
Wang Gretzky
Luke Skywanker
The Beastie Balls
chase: Optimeat Prime. That's right we got transforming robot penises, you might as well just give us your whole wallet now.
Chilly Willys
You know you're heroes? It's the future, and they are all gone! GOOONNNEEE!
But there's good news, enterprising young sadists preserved the DNA of these greats by chopping off their dangly bits and freezing them for future generations to clone.
Now the balls (and shaft) are in your court! collect all your favorite anthropomorphized johnsons, including:
Ahnuld Shlongzenegger
Wang Gretzky
Luke Skywanker
The Beastie Balls
chase: Optimeat Prime. That's right we got transforming robot penises, you might as well just give us your whole wallet now.
P.S. please ignore the misuse of "you're" instead of "your" in the first sentence. By the time I was typing that I was already more focussed on coming up with penis names for celebrities.
P.S. please ignore the misuse of "you're" instead of "your" in the first sentence. By the time I was typing that I was already more focussed on coming up with penis names for celebrities.
Martin Luther King, Janitor!
Martin Luther King, Janitor!
"Poor Nancy-Fartsy"
"Poor Nancy-Fartsy"
Odd Gods
15 felt blindbox creatures that watch over you and bring good luck
Odd Gods
15 felt blindbox creatures that watch over you and bring good luck
"Fecal Friends"
An assortment of life-like turds, all shapes and colors. Accessories included!
"Fecal Friends"
An assortment of life-like turds, all shapes and colors. Accessories included!
"dumpy doo doo"
"dumpy doo doo"
The Singing Seeds
Plant us, and sweet music will grow.
The Singing Seeds
Plant us, and sweet music will grow.
'Pancake' Critters
It's all roadkill.
Animals run over by cars, trucks, bikes, even skateboards!
Rolling eyes, gushing blood, spewing innards.
You will fall in love with them instantly and your heart will bleed at the sight of them!
'Pancake' Critters
It's all roadkill.
Animals run over by cars, trucks, bikes, even skateboards!
Rolling eyes, gushing blood, spewing innards.
You will fall in love with them instantly and your heart will bleed at the sight of them!
"Ragamuffins"
"Ragamuffins"
Oops
"Ragamuffins" please lol.
Oops
"Ragamuffins" please lol.
dingle berry bots
dingle berry bots
Thudzilla is a plush masked Mexican wrestling robot. The signature power move is to knock you down and snuggle.
Thudzilla is a plush masked Mexican wrestling robot. The signature power move is to knock you down and snuggle.
The Vinyl Countdown.
1980's style big hair rocker with retro-futuristic spaceship.
The Vinyl Countdown.
1980's style big hair rocker with retro-futuristic spaceship.
Gaboogies
Gaboogies
Tessa the toothless fluffer girl
* comes with mouthful of surprising accessories
Tessa the toothless fluffer girl
* comes with mouthful of surprising accessories
snoogabooboos:
A pack of scallywags who sail across the sky all day racing airplanes and killing you with cuteness.
snoogabooboos:
A pack of scallywags who sail across the sky all day racing airplanes and killing you with cuteness.
Boo Cockies
"they wanna get in you face"
Boo Cockies
"they wanna get in you face"
Useless -the albino panda
Useless -the albino panda
Humpy, the dead dog that still humps your leg.
Humpy, the dead dog that still humps your leg.
rump-rolly
rump-rolly