Jerk Of Art: The World’s Worst Artist

The Sucklord has released Jerk Of Art: The World's Worst Artist. Own a little piece of the Art World's greatest public failure - the Miserable Morgan Phillips Bootleg Figure by Suckadelic. You can pick up one of these ultra-rare resin figures for $99.99 plus shipping....

Lord…that Sucks

If you somehow missed last night's episode of Bravo's Work Of Art, then you missed The Sucklord's last dance. I think Mor...err...Sucklord sums things up perfectly in the three minute long video featured above. So here's what I didn't like about the show. Artists like...

The First Annual Suckathon

DKE Toys and Toy Break present the First Annual Suckathon starring the Super Sucklord. Can't make it to Designer Con? Worried you may miss your favorite art star from some cable art reality show you may or may not have heard of? Tune in to Toybreak.com this Saturday...

The Sucklord’s Ass Wipe

A new low in crass, talentless commercialism...behold Ass Wipe, the official toilet paper of Suckadelic. Available now in the Suckstore, you can pick up a single roll for $25.00. I'm not sure what ply this is, but I would be a little scared to actually put it out for...

Suckpax 3 – The Suckiest Yet

Yes, the long-awatied final installment of the legendary Suckpax Artist trading card trilogy - Suckpax 3 - has been released. Created by the Super-Sucklord and produced by Sidekick Lab, Suckpax 3 will prove to be the best Suckpax set yet. There are a total of 200...

The Space Necromancer and his Minions

Suckadelic has released a 3-Pack of Galactic Villains - The Space Necromancer and his Minions. The set includes Necro 99, Ass-Master and Grim-Fail. The figures feature full color packaging and Monster Kolor paint. These are only sold as a set of 3, with 50 sets...