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REVIEW: Hell Resin Figure

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Patch Together, the folks who turn user submitted designs into resin, vinyl or plush collectibles, has released a resin figure based on the artwork of Vaporotem (Rotem Moshkovitz). Named Hell, the little bunny appears to be intent on crushing that poor little flower.

Hell is a Bormal... an UNHAPPY one too~ He hates the sun, he hates kids, he hates your mom, he hates being called cute, he hates bananas, he hates, he hates hats, he hates girls but MOSTLY, he hates flowers. Hell is a part a big Bormals characters i own and hes been around for quite some time now.

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The Facts

Manufacturer: Patch Together
Artist: Vaporotem (Rotem Moshkovitz)
Material: Resin
Dimensions: 6” tall
Points of Articulation: Zero

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The Hell resin figure is packaged in the traditional plain white box. There's no label on the front and the figure is secured between two pieces of Styrofoam. The Hell resin comes to you in six pieces with a small tube of superglue.

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Our Opinion

I basically opened this figure as a blind box, since I didn't know what was inside of Patch Together's blank white box. The first thing I saw was several bright resin pieces. There are six  pieces (base, body, head, two ears and hair) that make up the Hell figure.

You also receive a tube of glue, which I usually end up getting all over myself and the figure. Luckily, I was extremely careful this time and was able to glue all of the parts perfectly. But I've realized that a little bit of the glue works wonders on holding the resin pieces together.

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On to the figure...I'm guessing that this is what the Easter Bunny would look like if it was infected with Rabies. Big teeth, sharp claws and red eyes. I had seen the Hell design on Patch Together and liked it, but it's a hundred times better in person. Honestly, it's my favorite piece from Patch Together and will be on display during the yearly Easter Egg Hunt.

So, what makes this piece so good? It's all about the sculpting. The sculptor on the Hell piece (their name isn't listed on the box or website) nailed the artist's illustrated design. I like that they sculpted the mouth and the hair around the face, rather than just painting on these features.

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The paint is average for a resin piece this size. There aren't any egregious paint flubs anywhere, only a little running around some of the sculpted areas. I like how the base transitions between shades of green. I would have preferred more of a matte finish on the entire Hell resin.

OVERALL: Patch Together took a great illustration and turned it into an even better resin figure. While there's not much background on the Hell character, or even the artist, you can't question a fun design. And the $39.95 price tag on this piece seems just about right.

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You can pick one up at the following: $39.95

Hell Grades

Figure Quality: 8/10
   Sculpt: 9/10
   Paint: 8/10
Accessories/Outfit: N/A
Packaging: 6/10
Durability: 6/10
Fun Factor: 10/10
Value: 8/10

Overall: 9.2/10

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Patch Together at New York Comic Con

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Patch Together will be heading to New York Comic Con and setting up shop in booth #2464. They'll be showing many of their products and prototypes, and there will be giveaways.

Biting Pear (AKA LOL WUT Pear) plush release

Floxy blindbox series sneak release

• There will be 7 designs ready for NYCC as well as VISEone's special NYCC Edition "X-Ray Floxy" (100 pieces)

• Prototype showcase with Chum Buddy by artist Kendra Philips

• VISEone will be showing some of his Comic Stripped customs and canvases

New Foo Dog Toy Colorway

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Miss Monster revealed that a new color version of her Foo Dog Toy (from Patch Together) will be produced in the near future. No word yet as to when this much brighter colorway will be released, but we'll keep you updated.

Biting Pear Plush

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You might remember that Patch Together released a resin figure based on the internet meme LOL WUT Pear. (It was actually one of our favorite pieces produced by the company) Well, they're back at it...teaming up with artist UrsulaV to release the Biting Pear Plush.

Currently available for pre-order, the 12" tall plush can be ordered for $15.00. Not a bad price, in my honest opinion. Look for them to begin shipping in the 4th Quarter of 2010.

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Patch Together WIP Shots

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Patch Together has posted up a couple of work-in-progress photos of two new resin figure sculpts that they are sure to release. Above, is Monica in earphones (from Wapsi Square) and Robin Desanto (from Shortpacked) is pictured below.

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REVIEW: Miss Mary Jane Resin

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Paigey, otherwise known as Paige Pumphrey, submitted her Miss Mary Jane design to Patch Together with the hopes that she'd receive enough votes to get her character produced. Fans and collectors made that happen and Miss Mary Jane was realized in resin form.

Here's what Paige has to say about her design:

Miss Mary Jane was my muse and mistress for many years. Helping me to relax as only she can, she'd take the edge off the day and usher me into my creative zone for the night. Now I'm hoping she can do the same for you

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The Facts

Miss Mary Jane
Manufacturer: Patch Together
Artist: Paige Pumphrey
Material: Resin
Dimensions: 8” tall
Points of Articulation: Zero
Edition Size: Limited Edition

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The Miss Mary Jane figure is packaged in what's become the staple Patch Together packaging – a white box with a pair of Styrofoam pieces inside. Like with some pieces, this one has a large sticker featuring the box art. That's an illustrated version of Miss Mary Jane and just in case you thought she was broccoli...

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Our Opinion

I'm guessing that this might be a polarizing piece. Either you think the marijuana reference is funny...or you probably just think it's juvenile (e.g. - poo and middle finger toys). Personally, I like the design, but wouldn't display this in my collection. It might just raise too many questions.

The resin figure comes packaged in two pieces – Miss Mary Jane and part of her plastic baggy hood. Yes...that's a plastic bag she's wearing. Just check out the blue and pink lines (for proper sealing of your stash). But this means that you need to use the included super glue to glue the hood into a slot of the figure's back.

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Gluing is always a dreaded task when it comes to Patch Together toys. I usually end up gluing my fingers to the resin; removing paint from it; and end up just getting aggravated. So...check out where one of my gluey fingers removed paint from Miss Mary Jane's arm.

I really the sculpting work on this. Just check out her...umm...bud hair. Miss Mary Jane is also seated in a somewhat complex pose. Amazing work, and probably the best we've seen from Patch Together. The paintwork is also above average. While I don't really like the color shade chosen for the body, the dark green hair with what appears to be a brown wash looks great. And they went with semi-transparent resin for the baggy/hood.

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Overall: While the Miss Mary Jane resin figure might look great next to your “water pipe” collection, it's really not for everyone. And at $59.95, it's a little expensive for a novelty purchase. That said...the quality is the best we've seen from Patch Together (just read the gluing instructions better than I did).

You can pick one up at the following: $59.95

Miss Mary Jane Grades

Figure Quality: 8/10
   Sculpt: 9/10
   Paint: 8/10
Accessories/Outfit: N/A
Packaging: 6/10
Durability: 6/10
Fun Factor: 7/10
Value: 6/10

Overall: 7.4/10

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Patch Together’s Steampunk Challenge

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The folks at Patch Together have announced their next challenge - Steampunk. The submission deadline for this round is Tuesday August 31st 2010. You can check out all of the contest details here and best of luck on your designs.

Skonk By Olly

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You can currently pick up the Skonk resin figure by artist Olly and Patch Together. The 6" tall piece is currently available in three different colorways - Blue/Black; Green/Gray; Pink/Yellow. You can purchase Skonk for $34.99 each.

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REVIEW: Tube Ferret

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It’s possible that you’ve seen the Ferret Dance (A series of tubes) video on You Tube. If not…we’ve included it below for your viewing pleasure. Artist Jill Czajkowski, who goes by the name jillustrate, created the original character designs for the animation. And after submitting her designs to Patch Together, toy collectors can now get their hands on their very own Tube Ferret resin figures.

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The Facts

Tube Ferret
Manufacturer: Patch Together
Artist: jillustrate (Jill Czajkowski)
Material: Resin
Dimensions: 4” tall
Points of Articulation: Zero
Designs: Brown and White

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The Tube Ferret is packaged in a rectangular white box with a large sticker attached the front. Inside, the resin piece is secured between two pieces of Styrofoam.

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Our Opinion

Patch Together put the Tube Ferret resin into production after receiving the minimum number of pre-orders needed to start that process. Not a surprise, considering the illustrated and animated characters are cute…and they got a bunch of hits on You Tube.

While we’re only looking at the brown version here, there also is a white Tube Ferret. Both of the sculpts are the same, only the paint scheme differs.

The first thing I thought of when I saw the sculpt was that it reminded me of something. Yes…possibly the most vile designer toy ever produced – Barry the Beaver. Remember? They tried passing a vibrator off for a piece of art? Well, luckily, the Tube Ferrets do not vibrate and they are completely innocent.

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The figure is a solid resin piece (no gluing anything onto it). They’ve used an airbrush technique on it. And the only issue I have is that the ferret’s mask is painted as two circles around the eyes. I sort of wish that they had connected those two brown circles, like the source illustration on the packaging.

Price-wise, $19.95 is about what I would have expected. The Tube Ferret is one of the better-produced Patch Together figures that we’ve reviewed. Now if I could just get that video out of my head…

You can pick one up at the following: $19.95

Tube Ferret Grades

Figure Quality: 8/10
   Sculpt: 8/10
   Paint: 8/10
Accessories/Outfit: N/A
Packaging: 6/10
Durability: 7/10
Fun Factor: 8/10
Value: 7/10

Overall: 7.9/10

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Diesel Sculpt

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Patch Together has posted several work-in-progress shots of the upcoming Diesel resin figure. This is just the preliminary sculpt, so things might change around a little bit before the production piece is released.