The Sucklord’s Ass Wipe

Oct 31, 2011 | Suckadelic | 0 comments
A new low in crass, talentless commercialism...behold Ass Wipe, the official toilet paper of Suckadelic. Available now in the Suckstore, you can pick up a single roll for $25.00. I'm not sure what ply this is, but I would be a little scared to actually put it out for your guests.
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