CONTEST: Toy-Creator.com Membership

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Ever want to make your own toy line?  Well, Jesse Wroblewski, who created the Puppet Terrors line, has assembled a six part video series on how to break into the toy business.  You can purchase all six volumes (viewed online) from Toy-Creator.com for $37, but we are going to give away 5 memberships for free.

Contest Details:

  • Post a funny, fictional toy name in the comments section.
  • Include your email address in the proper field.
  • One entry per person.
  • Winners are selected randomly.
  • The contest runs through Monday, January 26, 2009 at 11:59PM EST.

86 thoughts on “CONTEST: Toy-Creator.com Membership

  1. Dead Babiez

    Soon to become everyones favorite toyline, the series will feature scenes from the very popular, crude, and hilarious dead baby jokes. The series will feature:

    – Baby in a Blender
    – Baby Nachos
    – Baby and Chainsaw
    – Post Baby Shacking Syndrome
    – Baby with AIDS

  2. Dead Babiez

    Soon to become everyones favorite toyline, the series will feature scenes from the very popular, crude, and hilarious dead baby jokes. The series will feature:

    – Baby in a Blender
    – Baby Nachos
    – Baby and Chainsaw
    – Post Baby Shacking Syndrome
    – Baby with AIDS

  3. Based on the hit '90's kid's cartoon, the toy-line that parents simply couldn't get due to shortage in Christmas of 1992:

    The SHARK WHEELS!

    What could be more deadly than a shark? A shark…on wheels! All your favourite characters re-issued from the original moulds:

    Great White Lamborghini
    Hammerhead Porche
    Mako Monster Truck
    Tiger Shark Dodge Viper
    Nurse Shark Nissan Micra

  4. Based on the hit '90's kid's cartoon, the toy-line that parents simply couldn't get due to shortage in Christmas of 1992:

    The SHARK WHEELS!

    What could be more deadly than a shark? A shark…on wheels! All your favourite characters re-issued from the original moulds:

    Great White Lamborghini
    Hammerhead Porche
    Mako Monster Truck
    Tiger Shark Dodge Viper
    Nurse Shark Nissan Micra

  5. This year's funny, fictional toy that will
    make the world take notice is K.L.A.W.S. Toys.

    K.AWS L.eft A. W.et S.tinker Toys will take
    actual KAWS fecal matter and sculpt it into
    his famous and highly sought after toy
    designs! How could anyone ignore such
    pieces from the depths of one of the most
    famous artists of today? Your neighbors
    will make you the talk of the town as
    the hood fills with that powerful aroma
    signaling your toy's arrival. Don't worry
    about long lines for these toys so just
    run on down to the nearest participating
    store. These are limited one-of-a-kind
    colorways that will never be able to be
    produced when KAWS is dead so get them
    while he's still cranking these out.

    **This is humor. It not my opinion about
    KAWS or his awesome toys. I want a KAWS
    Dissected Companion some day before I die
    so know I'm just having fun. šŸ˜€ **

  6. This year's funny, fictional toy that will
    make the world take notice is K.L.A.W.S. Toys.

    K.AWS L.eft A. W.et S.tinker Toys will take
    actual KAWS fecal matter and sculpt it into
    his famous and highly sought after toy
    designs! How could anyone ignore such
    pieces from the depths of one of the most
    famous artists of today? Your neighbors
    will make you the talk of the town as
    the hood fills with that powerful aroma
    signaling your toy's arrival. Don't worry
    about long lines for these toys so just
    run on down to the nearest participating
    store. These are limited one-of-a-kind
    colorways that will never be able to be
    produced when KAWS is dead so get them
    while he's still cranking these out.

    **This is humor. It not my opinion about
    KAWS or his awesome toys. I want a KAWS
    Dissected Companion some day before I die
    so know I'm just having fun. šŸ˜€ **

  7. "Roadkillz"

    A sick n twisted yet cute and funny series of figures including Splats The Nat, Squish The Squirrel, Ooze The Hedgehog and all their cute dead friends.

  8. "Roadkillz"

    A sick n twisted yet cute and funny series of figures including Splats The Nat, Squish The Squirrel, Ooze The Hedgehog and all their cute dead friends.

  9. "Counter Culture" – Workers and patrons at stereotypical diner

    -Trucker Bill
    -Waitress Mabel
    -Cook Merl
    -Old Timer Jed
    -Loudmouth Eddy
    -Quiet Paul
    -New Girl Barb
    -Dishwasher Pete
    -etc.

  10. "Counter Culture" – Workers and patrons at stereotypical diner

    -Trucker Bill
    -Waitress Mabel
    -Cook Merl
    -Old Timer Jed
    -Loudmouth Eddy
    -Quiet Paul
    -New Girl Barb
    -Dishwasher Pete
    -etc.

  11. "Pete + Mark"

    Pete + Mark have been mates since they did their welding trade certs together, back in the 70's, and have become insperable since. As middle aged nobodies, both divorced and now living together, this toy collection shows the pair in their natural environments: at the pub, in the workshop, down the TAB and in front of the telly. Watch out for the rare chase figures of Pete + Mark ironing their good suits, and shopping for flowers.

  12. "Pete + Mark"

    Pete + Mark have been mates since they did their welding trade certs together, back in the 70's, and have become insperable since. As middle aged nobodies, both divorced and now living together, this toy collection shows the pair in their natural environments: at the pub, in the workshop, down the TAB and in front of the telly. Watch out for the rare chase figures of Pete + Mark ironing their good suits, and shopping for flowers.

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