CONTEST: Toy-Creator.com Membership

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Ever want to make your own toy line?  Well, Jesse Wroblewski, who created the Puppet Terrors line, has assembled a six part video series on how to break into the toy business.  You can purchase all six volumes (viewed online) from Toy-Creator.com for $37, but we are going to give away 5 memberships for free.

Contest Details:

  • Post a funny, fictional toy name in the comments section.
  • Include your email address in the proper field.
  • One entry per person.
  • Winners are selected randomly.
  • The contest runs through Monday, January 26, 2009 at 11:59PM EST.

86 thoughts on “CONTEST: Toy-Creator.com Membership

  1. They're tiny, they're blindboxed and they're highly offensive!

    collect "The Disabledons" now!

    15 figure assortment includes characters like
    Dan the Downsyndrome
    Ronny the Retard
    and
    Peggy the no-leg pirate!

    look out for super rare chase figure "Granny Parkinson"

    out this june

    *terms and conditions apply: should the board of offensive behaviour not allow the release of this figure they will be sold on the black market in exchange of 1/8th of your kidney. but you didn't hear it from us.*

  2. They're tiny, they're blindboxed and they're highly offensive!

    collect "The Disabledons" now!

    15 figure assortment includes characters like
    Dan the Downsyndrome
    Ronny the Retard
    and
    Peggy the no-leg pirate!

    look out for super rare chase figure "Granny Parkinson"

    out this june

    *terms and conditions apply: should the board of offensive behaviour not allow the release of this figure they will be sold on the black market in exchange of 1/8th of your kidney. but you didn't hear it from us.*

  3. Sub-Urban Vinyl series.

    A series of toys based off oober hip kids who live in there parents basements.
    Subpar production in both sculpt and vinyl quality, and depictions of characters you see to much of already will make this the most unsuccessful toy line yet!

  4. Sub-Urban Vinyl series.

    A series of toys based off oober hip kids who live in there parents basements.
    Subpar production in both sculpt and vinyl quality, and depictions of characters you see to much of already will make this the most unsuccessful toy line yet!

  5. Chilly Willys

    You know you're heroes? It's the future, and they are all gone! GOOONNNEEE!

    But there's good news, enterprising young sadists preserved the DNA of these greats by chopping off their dangly bits and freezing them for future generations to clone.

    Now the balls (and shaft) are in your court! collect all your favorite anthropomorphized johnsons, including:

    Ahnuld Shlongzenegger
    Wang Gretzky
    Luke Skywanker
    The Beastie Balls

    chase: Optimeat Prime. That's right we got transforming robot penises, you might as well just give us your whole wallet now.

  6. Chilly Willys

    You know you're heroes? It's the future, and they are all gone! GOOONNNEEE!

    But there's good news, enterprising young sadists preserved the DNA of these greats by chopping off their dangly bits and freezing them for future generations to clone.

    Now the balls (and shaft) are in your court! collect all your favorite anthropomorphized johnsons, including:

    Ahnuld Shlongzenegger
    Wang Gretzky
    Luke Skywanker
    The Beastie Balls

    chase: Optimeat Prime. That's right we got transforming robot penises, you might as well just give us your whole wallet now.

  7. P.S. please ignore the misuse of "you're" instead of "your" in the first sentence. By the time I was typing that I was already more focussed on coming up with penis names for celebrities.

  8. P.S. please ignore the misuse of "you're" instead of "your" in the first sentence. By the time I was typing that I was already more focussed on coming up with penis names for celebrities.

  9. 'Pancake' Critters

    It's all roadkill.
    Animals run over by cars, trucks, bikes, even skateboards!

    Rolling eyes, gushing blood, spewing innards.

    You will fall in love with them instantly and your heart will bleed at the sight of them!

  10. 'Pancake' Critters

    It's all roadkill.
    Animals run over by cars, trucks, bikes, even skateboards!

    Rolling eyes, gushing blood, spewing innards.

    You will fall in love with them instantly and your heart will bleed at the sight of them!

  11. snoogabooboos:

    A pack of scallywags who sail across the sky all day racing airplanes and killing you with cuteness.

  12. snoogabooboos:

    A pack of scallywags who sail across the sky all day racing airplanes and killing you with cuteness.

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