"AFTER YEARS OF DEMOCRATIC HAND WRINGING AND LEFT WING OBSTRUCTIONISM, THE SURGE FINALLY BRINGS FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY TO THE MIDDLE EAST! SUPPORT THE TROOPS AS THEY UNEARTH SADAM”S WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, REVEAL THE LINKS BETWEEN IRAQ AND AL-QEADA, AND FIGHT THE TERRORISTS THERE SO WE DON’T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM HERE! SCREW THE LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS. THE SURGE BUILDS LEVIES, PROTECTS THE CONSTITUTION, AND PROVIDES UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE TO ALL AMERICANS!"
The red, white and blue San Diego Comic Con Exclusive figure from Suckadelic (Surge) will only be available at DKE Toys - booth #4832. It's limited to 50 pieces and will retail for only $30 each. The Sucklord will also be on hand at the booth on Saturday (from 1PM to 2PM) to sign away.